Thursday, March 19, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
THE 4 WIVES
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.
He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.
Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"
Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.
The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives
a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.
Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament
Beauty of Mathemazic
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321
Funny email addresses of the stars…
AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com
AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om
ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com
RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in
SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com
AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com
AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com
SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com
HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com
HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com
AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com
BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com
Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address
is a secret.
Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com
MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com
AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com
KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com
Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com
Just to confuse u . . .
Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....
Anyways... Here's one more....
Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A Fire Brigade Obviously... ........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ............ ....
Must read if you love your "India"
An Old Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or
shelter so he dies out in the cold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled
with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities...
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard
in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the
winter.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India,
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As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers,
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Ticket
Three INDIANS and three PAKISTANIS are
travelling by train to a
Cricket
match at the World Cup in England. At the
station, the three
PAKISTANIS
buy a ticket each and watch as the three INDIANS
buy just one ticket
for
them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on
only one ticket?" asks
one
of
the PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the INDIAN.
They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take
their respective seats
but
all three INDIANS cram into a toilet and close
the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor
comes around
collecting
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please." The
door
opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.
The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it was quite a
clever idea. So
after
the
game, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on
the return trip and
save
some money (being clever with money, and all
that). When they get to
the
station, they buy one ticket for three on the
return trip.
To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't buy ticket
at all!! "How come
are
you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers a INDIAN.
When they board the train the three PAKISTANIS
cram into one toilet
and
soon after the three INDIANS cram into another
nearby toilet. The
train
departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the INDIAN leaves the
toilet and walks
over to
the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just
a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The INDIAN
takes
the
ticket and goes back into his toilet.
travelling by train to a
Cricket
match at the World Cup in England. At the
station, the three
PAKISTANIS
buy a ticket each and watch as the three INDIANS
buy just one ticket
for
them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on
only one ticket?" asks
one
of
the PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the INDIAN.
They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take
their respective seats
but
all three INDIANS cram into a toilet and close
the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor
comes around
collecting
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please." The
door
opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.
The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it was quite a
clever idea. So
after
the
game, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on
the return trip and
save
some money (being clever with money, and all
that). When they get to
the
station, they buy one ticket for three on the
return trip.
To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't buy ticket
at all!! "How come
are
you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers a INDIAN.
When they board the train the three PAKISTANIS
cram into one toilet
and
soon after the three INDIANS cram into another
nearby toilet. The
train
departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the INDIAN leaves the
toilet and walks
over to
the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just
a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The INDIAN
takes
the
ticket and goes back into his toilet.
Did you know ...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop
out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta
swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop
out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta
swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Some New and Improved Dil Chahta Hai Lyrics
Here Are Some New and Improved Dil Chahta Hai Lyrics
Enjoy Them!!!!
1) DIL CHAHTA HAI
Kabhi Naa Aayen KT ke Din,
Pass Ho Jaye Hum , Copying ke Bin
Din Din Bhar Ho , Lectures Ki Baatein,
Assignments Mein Beete , Saari Raate,
Busy Ho Kar Bhool Jaye Yeh Jahan,
IT Revive Ho Jaye Aur Aane Lage Ladkiyan .......
DIL CHAHTA Hai
Aisa Ajab Ye Course Hai,
Dekho Toh Har Koi KT Se Suffer Hai,
Humko Jaana Kidhar Hai?
US? Bngalore? Ya Ulhasnagar?
OH Oh oh ooooooo ......
2) WOH PEON HAI KAHAN
Jise Dhoondta Hu Main , Har Ghadi,
Jo Kabhi Mujhe Hai Nahi Mile,
Jispe Kar Sakoon Main Yakein,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN?
Jise Meri Attendance Ka Dhyan Ho,
Questions Papers Ka Bhi Gyaan Ho,
PRINCI Se Bhi Pehchaan Ho,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN ?????
3) DIL CHAHTA HAI (Reprise)
Sar Khaata Hai,
Principal Apna Poore Hi Din,
Sar Khaata Hai,
Bhashan Deta Hai Kaaran Ke Bin,
Din Din Bhar Woh Maarta Hai Round,
Kabhi LCR , Kabhi College Ground,
Hum Chuppe Woh Milta Hai Vahan,
Na Jaane Bhatakta Woh Mil Jaaye Kahan.....
Sar Khaata Hai
4) JAANE KYON
JAANE KYON Log Attend Karte Hain... JAANE KYON,
Lectures Attend Karne Mein Rakha Kya Hai,
Class Mein Jo Baithe Woh Tanha Hai,
Baaju Mein Jaane Ko Canteen Hai
TP Karne Ke Liye Library Aur Gym Hai.
Log Chupp Chupp Ke Proxy Dete Hain,
JAANE KYON Aap He Yu Darte Hain,
JAANE KYON .......
5) KOI KAHE
KOI KAHE , Kahta Rahe Professors Ka Kaam Hai Pakana,
Princi Ke Saamne , Kabhi Nahi Ban Ne Ka Shaana,
Jab Class Hai
Time Pass Hai,
Phir Kis Liye Karna Assignment,
College Mein Baithana To Hai Ek Punishment,
Bill Gates College - Nahin Gaya Hai
Dhiru Bhai Bhi - Nahin Gaya Hai
Tum Bhi Kabhi Mat Jao
Prof Bhadke - Bhadkane Do,
Black List Nikle - Nikal ne Do
Na Ghabrao
Students Naya Par Education System
Kyon Ho Purana......
Enjoy Them!!!!
1) DIL CHAHTA HAI
Kabhi Naa Aayen KT ke Din,
Pass Ho Jaye Hum , Copying ke Bin
Din Din Bhar Ho , Lectures Ki Baatein,
Assignments Mein Beete , Saari Raate,
Busy Ho Kar Bhool Jaye Yeh Jahan,
IT Revive Ho Jaye Aur Aane Lage Ladkiyan .......
DIL CHAHTA Hai
Aisa Ajab Ye Course Hai,
Dekho Toh Har Koi KT Se Suffer Hai,
Humko Jaana Kidhar Hai?
US? Bngalore? Ya Ulhasnagar?
OH Oh oh ooooooo ......
2) WOH PEON HAI KAHAN
Jise Dhoondta Hu Main , Har Ghadi,
Jo Kabhi Mujhe Hai Nahi Mile,
Jispe Kar Sakoon Main Yakein,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN?
Jise Meri Attendance Ka Dhyan Ho,
Questions Papers Ka Bhi Gyaan Ho,
PRINCI Se Bhi Pehchaan Ho,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN ?????
3) DIL CHAHTA HAI (Reprise)
Sar Khaata Hai,
Principal Apna Poore Hi Din,
Sar Khaata Hai,
Bhashan Deta Hai Kaaran Ke Bin,
Din Din Bhar Woh Maarta Hai Round,
Kabhi LCR , Kabhi College Ground,
Hum Chuppe Woh Milta Hai Vahan,
Na Jaane Bhatakta Woh Mil Jaaye Kahan.....
Sar Khaata Hai
4) JAANE KYON
JAANE KYON Log Attend Karte Hain... JAANE KYON,
Lectures Attend Karne Mein Rakha Kya Hai,
Class Mein Jo Baithe Woh Tanha Hai,
Baaju Mein Jaane Ko Canteen Hai
TP Karne Ke Liye Library Aur Gym Hai.
Log Chupp Chupp Ke Proxy Dete Hain,
JAANE KYON Aap He Yu Darte Hain,
JAANE KYON .......
5) KOI KAHE
KOI KAHE , Kahta Rahe Professors Ka Kaam Hai Pakana,
Princi Ke Saamne , Kabhi Nahi Ban Ne Ka Shaana,
Jab Class Hai
Time Pass Hai,
Phir Kis Liye Karna Assignment,
College Mein Baithana To Hai Ek Punishment,
Bill Gates College - Nahin Gaya Hai
Dhiru Bhai Bhi - Nahin Gaya Hai
Tum Bhi Kabhi Mat Jao
Prof Bhadke - Bhadkane Do,
Black List Nikle - Nikal ne Do
Na Ghabrao
Students Naya Par Education System
Kyon Ho Purana......
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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